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Wednesday April 14, 2010
What “Yankees” Really Means
“Detailed early maps of Newfoundland show a body of water called Dildo Pond, named for its shape by the British garrison stationed in North America more than 300 years ago. In the colonial period, the word dildo evolved into doodle, British barracks slang for male genitalia. And to yank something meant exactly what it means now. Thus, to the British, a Yankee Doodle was one who yanked his doodle. A Yankee Doodle was a first-rate greenhorn—too thick and dim to realize the joke was on him. The Americans didn't recognize the English slang, and, to the astonishment of the British, instead made ‘Yankee Doodle’ their anthem. Then the Americans began calling themselves Yankees generally, and eventually [that became the name] of their greatest baseball team.”
—from “The Empire Strikes Out: How Baseball Sold U.S. Foreign Policy and Promoted the American Way Abroad” by Robert Elias
Which means the New York Yankees should really be called the New York Jackoffs. As we suspected all along.