erik lundegaard

Tuesday November 26, 2019

Trump Is Such an Idiot That...


Yesterday, in a Rose Garden ceremony, Donald Trump, president of the United States, attempted to award a medal to a dog. It should‘ve been a pretty easy event to get through without effing it up. But no.

Trump: We were going to put a muzzle on the dog, and I thought that was a good idea, but then it gets even more violent...

Yesterday, in an Oval Office ceremony, Trump, surrounded by powerful women (and a model with a beauty pageant sash), signed into law the Woman’s Suffrage Centennial Coin Act. Another no-brainer, right? Except he has no brain.

Trump: I'm curious why wasn't it done a long time ago? And also, I guess the answer to that is because now I'm president, we get things done.

He's such an idiot I have trouble parsing where his idiocy lies. What's the “it” he's talking about in the above? “I'm curious why wasn't it done a long time ago.” The Centennial Coin Act? Does he not know what “centennial” means? Or is he talking about women's suffrage itself? But then why take credit for it when it took place a quarter-century before he was born? Why take credit at all, since it's an event honoring women. And why the beauty pageant winner at all?

Everything this guy touches ...

Posted at 01:06 PM on Tuesday November 26, 2019 in category Politics  
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