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Why It Took Forever to Make Good Superhero Movies

Here's why “Superman: The Movie” and “Batman” were the only decent superhero movies until the year 2000. The scene takes place in 1986:

But once again, [Stan Lee] would learn, Marvel's fate lay in the hands of people who knew nothing about comic books. Out in Los Angeles, as soon as the sale was made, [New World Pictures' Robert] Rehme had summoned his vice president of marketing and proudly told him, “We just bought Superman!”

The vice president was perplexed. Warner Bros. was selling DC Comics?

“No, no, no—we bought Marvel!” said Rehme.

“No, Bob,” the vice president corrected him. “We bought Spider-Man.”

Rehme raced out of his office. “Holy shit,” he said. “We gotta stop this. Cannon has the Spider-Man movie!”

-- from Sean Howe's book, “Marvel Comics: The Untold Story,” pg. 295.

I suppose we should be grateful that Cannon Films, which produced “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace” and the 1992 “Captain America” movie, as well as “Death Wish II,” “III” and “IV” and “Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo,” never did make that Spider-Man movie. Although, per below, they were obviously doing more than thinking about it.

On the other hand, just imagine what a disaster it could have been. Such a gloriously awful disaster.

The Spider-Man movie that was never made, produced by Cannon Film

Disaster averted. Photo courtesy of Original Vid Junkie blogspot.

Don't forget to rank your favorite (and least-favorite) superhero movies.

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Posted at 06:19 AM on Tue. Jul 23, 2013 in category Superheroes  

COMMENTS

Andy E wrote:

And they use the Comic Sans font to announce it. Perfect!

Comment posted on Tue. Jul 23, 2013 at 07:42 AM

SeanAx wrote:

Hey now, no reason to dis “Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo”!

Comment posted on Tue. Jul 23, 2013 at 10:04 AM

Tim wrote:

That history of Marvel book is really something, isn't it?

As a graphic-design-type-person I feel obliged to point out that it is not, on fact, Comic Sans in that ad. Though that would have been apropos. That font is actually Dom Casual, which beats the shit out of Comic Sans like Ben Grimm taking on one punk from Yancy Street.

Comment posted on Wed. Jul 24, 2013 at 05:24 PM

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