Manfred: How do we fix baseball
People: Make it more affordable to go to games, get rid of the blackouts
Manfred: You want a crazy ball?
People: Well, no. But you coul-
Manfred: PITCH CLOCKS
People: No...
Manfred: You drive a hard bargain. Okay. We'll get rid of the minor leagues

— Thickie Don (@AstrosCounty) December 14, 2019