The Leftover, Less-Romantic, Movie-Quote Candy Hearts of Valentine's Day
I'm not much of a fan of holidays that make half the population feel like crap—hello, Valentine's Day!—and Hollywood, with its beautiful people saying beautiful lines of love, hasn't exactly helped.
American Beauty — Who's the King? Who's the King?
Anchorman — I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries
Annie Hall (3) —
Chinatown — Forget it Jake
The Descendants — Dad, Mom was cheating on you
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind — I don't know if I ever loved you
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo — Fuck you you fucking fuck
Gone with the Wind — Frankly my dear
Grand Hotel — I want to be alone
Hamlet — Get thee to a nunnery
Jules et Jim — <never seen it>
Moonstruck — Snap out of it!
Say Anything — She gave me a pen
Scarface — Say hello to my little friend
The Silence of the Lambs — Some fava beans and a nice Chianti
Some Like It Hot —
When Harry Met Sally — I shoulda left you at the flea market
Extra-strength UncleVinny wrote:
Here's the best I could do...
American Beauty — Who's the King? Who's the King?
Anchorman — I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries
Annie Hall (3) —
Chinatown — Forget it Jake
The Descendants — Dad, Mom was cheating on you
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind — I don't know if I ever loved you
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo — Fuck you you fucking fuck
Gone with the Wind — Frankly my dear
Grand Hotel — I want to be alone
Hamlet — Get thee to a nunnery
Jules et Jim — <never seen it>
Moonstruck — Snap out of it!
Say Anything — She gave me a pen
Scarface — Say hello to my little friend
The Silence of the Lambs — Some fava beans and a nice Chianti
Some Like It Hot —
When Harry Met Sally — I shoulda left you at the flea market
Comment posted on Tue. Feb 21, 2012 at 02:13 PM