Wednesday September 25, 2013

Start ... Spread-ing ... the Noooooooze

For only the second time since 1995, the New York Yankees failed to make the postseason. They currently have 82 wins with four games to go. In the A.L. East, they're tied for third, 13.5 games back of Boston. Their run differential is -23. Their average age is 53.

From manager Joe Girardi:

It's extremely disappointing, and back to the drawing board. It hurts.

Show 'em where it hurts, Carey.

Posted at 10:25 PM on Wednesday September 25, 2013 in category Yankees Suck  
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