Here's a laugh-out loud paragraph in The Guardian's article on the growing Trump-Ukraine scandal, and the dangers for people around the president—including Attorney General William Barr and Trump's personal attorney, and former Mayor of New York, Rudy Giuliani:

Through a spokesperson, Barr has denied involvement. Speaking on Fox News, Giuliani has enthusiastically detailed his involvement, but said he was working at the behest of the state department, which the state department has denied.