“But, ugh, I'm going to say it: it's been bananas since Amazon bought Whole Foods. And I don't mean organic bananas. You walk in and it's like: ‘Are you a Prime member? Do you want this awful fish?’ They don't even say where the fish is from anymore. They used to be like, ‘Sourced from the Baltic Sea.’ Now it's just like: ‘Fish. Are you a Prime member?’”

— John Mulaney, “How John Mulaney, Comedian, Spends His Sundays,” The New York Times