"Goddamn Fox would give Wolverine webshooters and a bat cape!"
Via Jeff Wells' site, a mash-up of (yet again) the angry bunker scene in "Downfall" with (this time) the online disaster of the "Avatar" trailer.
Most of this stuff bugs me because it's dissing what doesn't exist yet—wait for the movie, people—but I'm posting the link for these lines:
Lt.: Sir, you expect a miracle from Fox Studios.
Hitler: Goddamn Fox would give Wolverine webshooters and a bat cape!
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Uncle Vinny wrote:
Re: Avatar... now that I've seen the trailer, I'm underwhelmed.
Comment posted on Thu. Aug 27, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Matthew Killorin wrote:
I love all the people who couldn't shoot a birthday party video properly dissing stuff like this.
BTW- I stumbled across your review of Batman '43 on the Huff Post, and linked to it.
Comment posted on Sat. Aug 29, 2009 at 08:40 PM
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Uncle Vinny wrote:
Comment posted on Thu. Aug 27, 2009 at 10:23 AM