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Tuesday October 03, 2023
A Million Ways to Die in the AL West
From Joe Posnanski's end-of-regular-season column, going over the events of the last day—beginning with ...
Astros win again (because of course they do)
I had this feeling a couple of days ago when Aroldis Chapman had his ninth-inning meltdown, that it would end up costing the Texas Rangers the division title. I didn’t know HOW it would happen — I actually thought the most likely scenario was that the Mariners would sweep the Rangers — but something about that loss and, specifically, the role of Aroldis Chapman in it suggested some bad juju and a crushing finish to what has been a glorious season for the Rangers.
Well, the Mariners did not sweep — the Mariners have their own bad juju to deal with. But they did take three out of four, including Sunday’s gut-punch 1-0 victory, and the Astros woke up just in time to sweep the Diamondbacks (allowing just two runs in the three games) and now the Rangers are stuck trying to win a best-of-three series in Tampa Bay while the Astros get to sip martinis and wait for whoever wins that Twins-Blue Jays series.
Those two are NOT the same thing.
One: It's very cute that Joe thought the Mariners would sweep. He just doesn't know what it's like to be us.
Two: Well, I guess he knows it a little: “the Mariners have their own bad juju to deal with.”
Three: I wrote about all this on Tim's and my Section 327 Substack. Basically: Yay, we kept the Rangers from winning the title! Crap, we let the Astros win the title again! There's no winning, even when we win.
Four: It is astonishing how much those two are not the same thing.