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Thursday July 31, 2014

'I believe you've been waiting for this photo all your life'

My friend Adam Wahlberg posted this link, with the photo below, and the words above, on my Facebook page last night. I cracked up. 

Derek Jeter and George W. Bush: touching

He knows I'm not a fan of either man—although I'd still take Jeter in a New York minute over W. I actually have admiration for Jeter. I just have no admiration for Jeter overadmiration, which is everywhere, even in Texas. Looking at the photo, I thought, all we need is “Transformers 2” playing in the background to complete the trifecta. My great big ICK of the first decade of the 21st century. 

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In the meantime, what would your ICK trifecta look like? 

Posted at 07:58 PM on Jul 31, 2014 in category Yankees Suck
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Monday July 21, 2014

Actually, Wallace Matthews, That is Exactly What I Want

From the ESPN.com/New York columnist's post on the Yankees 4-2 loss to the woeful Texas Rangers tonight:

Not what you want: Derek Jeter with the bases loaded, that is. The captain ran his streak of futility to 0-for-8 (he has two sacrifice flies) with the bases loaded this season, rapping into a 4-6-3 double play to end the fifth inning with the Yankees clinging to a 2-1 lead. 

Anyone have a GIF of this? So I can watch it again and again?

Posted at 08:43 PM on Jul 21, 2014 in category Yankees Suck
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Tuesday July 15, 2014

Just Retire Already

Apparently this ad premiered last night during the HR Derby:

It was posted on YouTube with this tagline:

No matter what hat you wear, tip it to The Captain. #RE2PECT

Sorry. I don't have anything to tip to the Cap'n. Just something to flip. #2AWFUL

I just don't get MLB fans and MLB teams anymore. All of these parting gifts for Jeter? A Derek Jeter Day in Chicago? It's as if he never caused you and your team heartache. I can't believe Minnesota gave him anything (other than a razzie) considering what he did to the Twins in the postseason over the years. Ditto Seattle and the Mariners. Jeter has five rings while Ken Griffey Jr. and Edgar Martinez and Jay Buhner never even went? And you want to give him more shit? To comfort him when supermodels aren't enough?

Seriously, if you want to show him respect, boo the crap out of him. That's what we do with opposition players who cause us heartache. Because this stuff? Farewell gifts and pats on the back and polite applause? It's what you give to someone old and feeble and toothless.

Posted at 11:28 AM on Jul 15, 2014 in category Yankees Suck
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Other Parting MLB Gifts for Derek Jeter

Tim Keeney is tracking all of the parting gifts MLB teams are giving Derek Jeter during his farewell tour/season. These include:

  • An electric guitar (Cleveland)
  • Stan Musial cufflinks (St. Louis)
  • Art made from subway tiles (Mets)
  • A New York Yankees #2 surfboard (Angels, bro)
  • The last second base used in the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome (Minnesota, yah)

Is anyone else embarrassed by all this? The man's the competition. What would Bob Gibson say? (What does Bob Gibson say?) I'm so tired of these gladhanding farewell tours. Who started this? Mariano last year? Cal Ripken in 2001? Because I don't remember a Willie Mays farewell tour. Or a Hank Aaron. Or a Harmon Killebrew.

But if we're going to do it, let's do it right. Here are my suggestions for parting MLB gifts for old #2:

  • The ball that was blooped over his head to win the 2001 World Series for the Diamondbacks (Arizona)
  • The bat Jhonny Peralta used to hit the routine grounder to short, on which Jeter broke his ankle, in Game 1 of the 2012 ALCS (Detroit)
  • A Tony Tarasco “I wuz robbed” bobblehead, to remind Jeter that his first postseason homerun, the Jeffrey Maier homerun, which tied Game 1 of the 1996 ALCS in the 8th inning, was total bullshit (Baltimore)
  • A glove made from the garbage found in NY subways, to honor Jeter's five Gold Gloves and career -9.4 defensive WAR (Mets)
  • A DVD of ESPN's documentary “Four Days in October,” about the unprecedented comeback of the 2004 Boston Red Sox (Boston)
  • One of Dave Roberts' running gloves from Game 4 (Boston)
  • A David Ortiz jersey from Game 5 (Boston)
  • A pair of white socks and a bottle of ketchup (Boston)
  • A midge farm (Cleveland)
  • A request for Minka Kelly's phone number (Oakland, Texas, Tampa Bay ... pretty much everyone)
  • A ticket stub from the Kingdome, May 30, 1995, Mariners vs. Yankees, the game in which Jeter got his first hit. Wait, who is this for again? Jeter? Psych! (Seattle)
  • A door, which shouldn't hit him on the way out (Minnesota)

Feel free to add your own in the comments section.

Jeter surfboard

Of all the Jeter gifts, I like the surfboard best. 

Posted at 06:50 AM on Jul 15, 2014 in category Yankees Suck
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Thursday June 12, 2014

The Only Time I'd Choose the New York Yankees

This is a photo my brother-in-law took of a game of 'Apples to Apples' he and his family were playing recently:

Apples to Apples: New York Yankees

That's about the only time I'd ever choose the New York Yankees.

The Yankees arrived in town on Tuesday this week a bit on the ropes, having gone 2-4 the previous week. The Mariners? The opposite. They'd won 8 of their last 11. And in the first game we had Iwakuma going. We had a 34-29 record and +34 run differential; they had a 31-31 record and were lucky to have it with a -33 run differential. If the season had ended on Tuesday, it was the Mariners, not the Yankees, who would've wound up in the playoffs. I can't remember the last time I could say that on June 10. 

So what happens? We lose the first two games, 3-2 and 4-0. Jeter is given awards and prizes, since this is his last go-round here, and Seattle fans applaud him since he plays the game “the right way.” Don't get me started. Joe Posnanski has a word for it: Jeteration. It's just embarrassing. Have some dignity, Seattle. Jeter has enough rings and supermodels to keep him warm on cold nights. He doesn't need your tepid approval. Better to boo and end it

Even with those two losses, the M's have a better record and a way better run differential than the Evil Empire. But we've let the Yankees back into the conversation.

Posted at 06:15 AM on Jun 12, 2014 in category Yankees Suck
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