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Tuesday May 24, 2011

Yankees Suck Quote of the Day

“I was at a family function over the weekend and spent much of it talking baseball with my wife's uncle, a huge Yankees fan. The short version of his analysis: He's not too concerned about the state of the team because he's convinced the Yankees will make a few trades.

Yankees Suck logo”You know ... like for Felix Hernandez. Everybody in New York still thinks the Yankees can just trade for Felix because ... well, I guess because they're the Yankees. Now, let's repeat something we've said several times:

“The Mariners aren't going to trade Felix Hernandez.

”Repeat: The Mariners aren't going to trade Felix Hernandez.

“Now, my wife's uncle says that's OK, because the Yankees will just acquire Mark Buehrle instead. Now, maybe the White Sox will eventually fall far enough out of the race that trading Buehrle will make sense. But it doesn't now.”

-- David Schoenfield, “Sweet Spot” column, ESPN.com

Posted at 02:30 PM on May 24, 2011 in category Yankees Suck, Quote of the Day
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Tuesday April 12, 2011

The Third Greatest Yankees Hater in the World

  1. Go to Google
  2. Yankees SuckType in “Yankees Suck”—with our without quotes
  3. Look at the results

If there's no “News” info, the first two results will be websites specific to baseball. Then ads, then videos. The fifth result, only the third website, will be this one. It'll be this page: “61* Reasons Why the Yankees Suck.” It'll be me.

I discovered this on Saturday and have been tickled ever since. I will wear the mantle proudly.

Posted at 09:02 AM on Apr 12, 2011 in category Yankees Suck
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Sunday November 07, 2010

Jeter = To Throw Away

It’s always amused me that jeter in French means “to throw away,” although, to be fair, Derek Jeter's throwing arm has never been much of a problem. He's got a gun. It's his range that's been the problem (if you're a Yankees fan) or a secret joy (if you're not).

But I'm talking about another kind of throwing away. Of money.

What salary suits a legend most? Baseball fans have been wondering all year—particularly when Jeter's production went down and it became apparent it wasn't going back up.

In 2010, according to ESPN.com, Jeter made $22.6 million in the final year of a long-term deal, and, for all that money, this is what he gave the Yankees: career lows in batting (.270), on-base (.340) and slugging (.370). In the postseason, over 9 games, he posted a .289 on-base percentage from the lead-off position. In the last two games against Texas, as the Yankees went down and out, he never even hit the ball out of the infield.

Jeter, in 2010, improving his OBP.

And he's 36 going on 37.

But he's the Captain. Mr. November. Beloved in the Bronx. Most hits in Yankees history. So what do the Yankees do? And what does Jeter do?

Ben Shpigel of The New York Times wondered about this last week.

Most of what he writes is fine. One graf, though, stands out to anyone who doesn't live in New York:

If this were only about baseball and future production — and not about Jeter’s symbolic importance to the franchise — the Yankees could argue that Jeter, based on his statistics, age and veteran status, might be in line for a 2011 salary that would be half of the $21 million he earned in 2010.

Half $21 million? So $10.5 million? If he wasn't Jeter? That seems absurd. So I did some checking.

Out of the 149 major league players with the qualifying amount of plate appearances in 2010, Jeter ranked 115th in OPS, dead even with Orlando Hudson, the second baseman for Minnesota. Hudson made $5 million last year. And that salary was based on better numbers from the year before (.774 OPS). He might not make that now. And he's four years younger than Jeter.

So let's try the year before: 2009. The goal is to find a shortstop who hit about what Jeter hit in 2010, is about the same age, and became a free agent at the end of the season. And there is a guy. His batting average was higher (.284) but his OBP was lower (.316) but his slugging was higher (.389). Full-time player (656 at-bats). At the end of the season he turned 36. His name is Orlando Cabrera. He became a free agent and signed with the Cincinnati Reds in January 2010. For $2 million.

But that's unfair, too. Cabrera is a lifetime .715 OPS guy. Jeter is a lifetime .837 OPS guy. There's always the hope that Jeter's poor performance in 2010 was based upon some injury. There's the hope he can rebound in 2011.

So is there a guy with similar career numbers as Jeter who had a 2009 similar to Jeter's 2010 and then became a free agent?

Tall order. But Miguel Tejada is kind of close. His lifetime OPS is lower, .801, but he is a former A.L. MVP, a half-time shortstop, and currently only a month older than Jeter. In 2009, when he was 11 months younger than Jeter is now, he had a pretty good season with Houston. Hit .313, slugged .455, led the league in doubles with 46. An OPS of .795. Much higher than Jeter's .710 in 2010. And for all that, in January 2010, Tejada signed a one-year deal with Baltimore. For $6 million.

I have no idea what Jeter will ultimately get from the Yankees. But anyone thinking he'd get $11 million per if he had the stats of Jeter but not the cache of Jeter is in a New York state of mind.

Posted at 07:13 AM on Nov 07, 2010 in category Yankees Suck
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Sunday October 24, 2010

The Fall of the 2010 New York Yankees

Posted at 04:23 PM on Oct 24, 2010 in category Yankees Suck, Baseball
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Friday October 22, 2010

39 More Reasons Why the Yankees Suck

I'm hoping around 8:30 tonight, Pacific Time, the Texas Rangers will add their name to the following list:

  • Seattle Mariners
  • Cleveland Indians
  • Arizona Diamondbacks
  • Anaheim Angels
  • Florida Marlins
  • Boston Red Sox
  • Anaheim Angels
  • Detroit Tigers
  • Cleveland Indians

These are the teams, the Legion of Honor, the Justice League, who have eliminated the New York Yankees from postseason contention since 1995. No team has done it since midges attacked Joba Chamberlain during the calm of a Cleveland evening three years ago (oh, that was fun!), because 1) in 2008 the Yankees didn't make the postseason, and 2) last year they won it all. After Game 4, I was hoping Texas would crush the Yankees in New Yankee Stadium, which would've been sweet, a la Boston in '04, and we could've seen Yankee fans, so-called, streaming out of their $1 billion stadium like rats from a sinking ship for the third night in a row. But... not to be. We'll see what the next two days brings. If it doesn't bring victory tonight it brings Cliff Lee tomorrow. It'll also bring Andy Pettite, who, though his name means “small,” tends to play big in October.

I'm currently adding to my list of Reasons Why the Yankees Suck, which was written nearly 10 years ago and includes 10-year-old gripes, but haven't decided yet whether to update the original or write a whole new report. In the meantime, here are some of the contenders. Feel free to add your own in the comments field:

  1. Killing the hopes of Twins fans everywhere (2009, 2008, 2004, 2003)
  2. Killing the hopes of Mariners fans everywhere (2001, 2000)
  3. Killing the hopes of Rangers fans everywhere (1999, 1998, 1996)
  4. Killing the hopes of Royals fans everywhere (1978, 1977, 1976)
  5. Killing the hopes of Dodgers fans everywhere (1978, 1977, 1956, 1953, 1952, 1949, 1947, 1941)
  6. “He'll look good next year in pinstripes.”
  7. A-Rod—swatting a baseball.
  8. Derek Jeter—“hit by pitch.”
  9. Robinson Cano—“hitting a homerun” (2010).
  10. Derek Jeter—“hitting a homerun” (1996)
  11. Yet another article about where Jeffrey Maier is now.
  12. GMS patches
  13. That Steinbrenner monument—dwarfing the monuments of Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio and Mantle.
  14. “Win one for the Boss.”
  15. 1998: The last year the Yankees didn't have the highest payroll in baseball. (They were second to the Orioles).
  16. That monthly New York Times column wondering when the lastest small market superstar (Mauer, Greinke, Lee) will become a Yankee.
  17. “Got rings?”
  18. Ken Burns interviewing no Pirates or Pirates fans, only Yankees and Yankees fans, about the Pirates' thrilling, come-from-behind victory over the Yankees in the 1960 World Series.
  19. Ken Burns interviewing no Diamondbacks or Diamondbacks fans, only Yankees and Yankees fans, about the Diamondbacks' thrilling, come-from-behind victory over the Yankees in the 2001 World Series.
  20. Roger Clemens' 15-strikeout, one-hit performance against the Seattle Mariners in Game 4 of 2000 ALCS.
  21. Manager Joe Torre saying of Clemens' performance, “It was total dominance.”
  22. Clemens' total dominance revealed to be steroid-enhanced.
  23. David Cone complaining about light-throwing Jamie Moyer's “brushback pitches” against Paul O'Neill.
  24. David Cone complaining about Edgar Martinez swinging at 3-0 pitches “when they're up by about 10 runs”...when in fact they were up by 4.
  25. Tom Veducci attributing this “Speech of Lies” to turning the Yankees' 1998 season around.
  26. Lance Berkman striking out on a fastball down the middle in Game 2 of the 2010 ALDS.
  27. The pitch being called a ball.
  28. Berkman hitting a double on the next pitch.
  29. The Yankees in the postseason 15 of the 16 years since 1995.
  30. This success attributed to keeping together a core group of players—Jeter, Rivera, Pettite, Posada—unlike other, lesser teams, who let their best players go.
  31. The Yankees keeping together this core group of players only because they don't have to worry about the Yankees taking them away.
  32. Joe Posnanski: “The Yankees are not a big-market team. They DWARF big-market teams.” (More here.)
  33. Jim Caple: “We don't need another World Series with a team so rich and smug that the New York mayor announced two weeks ago that he already was planning its world championship parade route.” (More here.)
  34. The fact that any Yankee postseason victory by definition removes magic from the world.
  35. A payroll $45 million higher than any other team in Major League Baseball (2010).
  36. A payroll $52 million higher than any other team in Major League Baseball (2009).
  37. A payroll $72 million higher than any other team in Major League Baseball (2008).
  38. A payroll $85 million higher than any other team in Major League Baseball (2005).
  39. “I'm tired of all this bitching about the Yankees buying championships.”
Posted at 08:10 AM on Oct 22, 2010 in category Yankees Suck
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