Movies - Theaters postsSunday April 26, 2009
Before the Show: 4-24-09
Theater: Pacific Place
Screen: No. 9 (upstairs on the left)
Location: Downtown Seattle
Operating: Since 1998
Arrived: 3:55, ten minutes early (I’m always early; it’s a curse.)
- AMC “Star Trek” gift cards (“Collect all four!” Four?)
- “Doubt” DVD (“You should understand that. Or you will mistake me.”)
- “Terminator: Salvation” (Bale holding onto that Dark Knight voice.)
- Nintendo DSI (Kids distorting each other’s photographs on their phones. One photo looks normal, though, and it turns out the kid himself has a distorted face. Uck.)
- “Parks & Recreation” (Again.)
- Another Nintendo DSI ad with distorted-face kid
- NCM.com and the premiere of “Angels & Demons”
- Olay body yadda-yadda
- New season of “The Deadliest Catch” (It feels like a Ken Burns doc compacted into 15 seconds.)
- The Honda Insight (A fun, quirky ad, actually.)
- Coke (Thirsty kid sees coke bottles everywhere.)
- Sprint ad/warning with chimpanzee movie star and agent (“It takes many calls to make a movie...”)
- Dr. Laura: “In Praise of Mom”
- “Death Note”
- Autism Society
- “Angels & Demons”: Don’t know about this movie, and I’m a little tired of operatic ooomph in trailers, but I like Tom Hanks’ admonishing line-reading here: “Fellas. You called me.”
- “The Boat That Rocked” with Philip Seymour Hoffman: How much of the movie are they giving away? I felt like I got the whole story. I felt like I don’t need to see the thing now.
- “The Proposal” with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. I hope the movie doesn’t fudge this fact: If your boss looks like Bullock and you hate her? You’d want to bang her even more, not less. But I get the feeling Reynolds’ character will only want to sleep with her (genteelly, of course) once he begins to like her. Blech.
- “Taking Woodstock”: Ang Lee and what looks like a great cast. Fingers crossed.
- “Imagine That”: Eddie Murphy and Rudy Huxtable.
- “Star Trek”: This is the summer blockbuster I’m most anticipating. Love it when Kirk sits in the captain’s chair. And Zachary Quinto (if his name only counted in Scrabble!) looks freakingly amazingly like young Leonard Nimoy.
“Please don’t spoil the movie by adding your own soundtrack”
Movie starts: 4:23 (18 minutes after scheduled showtime.)
Before the Show: 4-19-09
- Theater: Varsity
- Screen: No. 1, (ground floor)
- Location: University District, Seattle
- Chain: Landmark Theaters, since 1989
- History: The Meister Building was built in 1921 but it didn't house a movie theater until 1940. Renovation for additional screens occurred in 1985.
- Ads (begun at showtime):
- HDNet (“Television...is no place to hide,” says Dan Rather, as if he’s imparting wisdom. Surely one of the dumbest lines I keep hearing.)
- Stella Artois (Surely one of the best ad series I keep seeing. This was the one with the French cyclists. “C’est pour toi, Papa.”)
- The Wrestler on DVD
- 2009 Seattle International Film Festival (creepier and more opaque than it needed to be. C’mon, dudes.)
I used to go to this theater all the time, 10, 15 years ago, when I worked across the street at the University Book Store, and its eclectic schedule is part of the reason I got such a warped perspective of our national movieviewing habits. You mean everyone didn’t see “Stalingrad”? Or even have the chance to not see “Stalingrad”? I live on the other side of town now so haven’t spent much time at the Varsity recently. I was even surprised at how small their main theater was — as if I were an adult returning to a childhood hangout rather than a 40-something revisiting some place I hung out at 33. Either everything gets smaller with time (we certainly do), or I’m used to the bigger, newer Regal theaters downtown now.
- “Enlighten Up!” (A doc about yoga that started out interesting and then got a little too west-coast loopy for me. Pass, unless the reviews are good.)
- “Good-bye Solo”
- “Every Little Step: A Chorus Line”
I know. The latter.
Before the Show: 4-17-09
- Theater: Uptown Cinemas
- Location: Lower Queen Anne, Seattle
- Chain: AMC Loews
- Arrived: 7 minutes early
- Ads: “Doubt” (DVD)
“Parks & Recreation” (TV)
The KIA gerbil ad (it’s cool not to exercise)
“Life After People” (TV)
U.S. Marines ad
“Deadliest Catch” (TV)
Honda Accord ad (where they split the car down the middle)
Coke ad (sweaty, thirsty guy seeing coke-bottle images everywhere)
Dr. Laura (“In Praise of Mom” – live screening)
“You have been watching the AMC Movie Watchers Network”
- Trailers began: 4 minute late
- Trailers: “Public Enemies”
- Movie began: 12-14 minutes late